That artsy emo

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ravenslunas

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

truestoriesaboutme

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

truestoriesaboutme

This is going around again, so I should say, I was wrong when I wrote this.

Actually, I know the girl who set them and she’s full of shit

bisexualshakespeare

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

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OH MY GOD

(from @me-ndel​)

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ivegotanaceupmysleeve-ohitsme

Tumblr Code.

geekishchic

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

gossipseer

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

heritageposts

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

blingblingboy-shaggy-kinnie

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

modern life is just a ceaseless barrage of employment housework budgeting netflix phone calls health insurance memes emergency savings fear of aging vacuuming childhood nostalgia grocery lists career goals hopes for the future zombie scrolling existential dread deciding what to cook for dinner followed by more netflix and that’s just Tuesday

casey-bean

Gaud, its sunday.

casey-finn

gaud please today is the lords day

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

he can HAVE it!

vultania

Do us all a favour and put commas in between the list items

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

social media resume job hunting vacation days mortgage payments car insurance streaming subscriptions facebook alienation take out delivery service uber buzzfeed listicles ikea bank accounts tax forms anxiety meds prescription refills dental insurance oil check routine maintenance kitchen appliances creeping unease thai food costco boxed wine doomscrolling

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LA VIE BOHEME

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prismatic-bell

“This is the Lord’s day” “he can HAVE IT!” Is such a fantastic exchange I can’t believe it came off a shitpost.

autumnimagining

“This is the Lord’s day” “he can HAVE IT!” sounds like it should be from a daringly blasphemous film from the 50s. It sounds like something Katherine Hepburn would have shouted at a shocked priest after she’d done something particularly scandalous on a Sunday.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

excellent! where’s that post about Katherine Hepburn being a nonbinary/genderqueer icon?

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aeliad

HI LET’S SHARE NICOLE’S WORDS ON THE SUBJECT! 

It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it. 

Interesting, innit? https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266

wiseacrewhimsy

Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.

the-geek-cornucopia

In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.

pluts04

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Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.

Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…

my-sins-might-be-your-tragedies

I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.

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gaygfs

my favorite thing about tumblr dot com is how it becomes utterly unusable for the 48hrs after something happens on supernatural

gaygfs

Sometimes you guys get a little too cocky thinking that this web site is cooler than it was in 2014 but thats why the user base must be humbled every once in while by supernatural unexpectedly popping back into our collective consciousness like a cicada from beneath the earth

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ivegotanaceupmysleeve-ohitsme
heatandapathy:
“simon-newman:
“eldritchgentleman:
“tzimiscelord:
“Without the goverment, who will help those in need?
”
$550 to build, $64,450 to line everyone’s pockets.
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We’ve been asking the City Hall to fix the stairs in front of our house for 4...
tzimiscelord

Without the goverment, who will help those in need?

eldritchgentleman

$550 to build, $64,450 to line everyone’s pockets.

simon-newman

We’ve been asking the City Hall to fix the stairs in front of our house for 4 years before they had the founds to do it.

In those 4 years the stairs in front of the building right next to ours were re-made 3 times. It’s a weird coincidence that a retired city official lives there.

heatandapathy

Different but also the same.

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